Earth's Mightiest Bastards

This week the Bastards are joined by super fan Lisa H during a brownie filled “cold open” where anything goes. Lets talk some spoiler free Game Of Thrones with Dinklage and get Great Gatsbied by Luhrmann. Andy Kaufman is spotted in New Mexico and Google translate brings us Hunter Potato and Randy Weaver. Nick Adams calls in with some Kaiju love and Remy Guts gives the dets on a local punk rock reunion show. Face the NASA Gargoyle and win the prize…or not

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #43: Monster Mustard Sauce)

This week the guys get down to some pod business and start their fundraiser campaign with a break dancing competition at the old mission. The trailer for VHS 2 has 1 out of 3 Bastards scared to stay outside after dark and Snoopy’s creepy  chateau  gives refuge to a few lost souls. Reboots and remakes our in our near cinema future, are even the most sacred of franchises safe? Lets talk super hero movie news with Avengers 2 and X-Men Days of Future Past. What X villain role could we see Peter Dinklage taking on? In some conspiracy news the moon landing wasn’t faked but it was filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Lets get into some Baba Yaga sleep talking magic and explore a recent sighting of “Monster Barf” in China. 400 dead eagles just fell from the sky and Marc’s wife has a wardrobe malfunction.

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #42: Cthulhuian Pancake)

This week, MTV’s “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham travels across America repairing backdoors while the latest Pacific Rim trailer achieves an all new level of fan boy super erections in the world of Giant Monsters vs Giant Robots. Meghan Fox was spotted on a trampoline and Michael Bay continues his unholy crusade of ruining our childhood. The guys tackle some hard hitting listener questions and get an exclusive interview from a recently resurrected Osama Bin Laden. Our robot overlords are at it again trying to enslave the human race with 3D printers that can create amazing mini livers and pseudo people meat. Lets talk the truth about some Batman and face the possibilities of time travel and parallel earth’s. Lets all agree we can hurt evil but don’t force the issue.

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #41: The Beaver and The Flood)

This week the truth will be revealed … and severely distorted. Join the Earth’s Mightiest Bastards as they delve into some the the worlds deepest darkest conspiracy theories and manage to make up a few of their own. Can the Son of God-Head save the human race from our Reptilian Overlords? Was the assassination of JFK carried out by a cross dressing death squad? What horror lies beneath the Denver air port? Will a Harp weather machine ran by a elite cabal of bankers bring the world to its knees? In a turn of events a listener calls in for pizza but gets much more than she bargains for. Space Pumas, Bad Wookies and defecating in the 14th dimension. The truth is out there .. Or is it

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #40 Patient Zero Man Squirrel)

Welcome to the EMBpod sexy hotline show ! The guys interrupt a listeners dinner and things get hot then weird and eventually uncomfortable. 6 inch tall Aliens are invading earth, salacious firemen in NJ get frisky and fart ghosts and or demons run amuck somewhere in a slavic village. In superhero news things get deep when Superman’s plumbing is brought into question, Spidermans hemorrhoids leave him butt hurt, barbaric wiping techniques are explained and Marc yells at his dogs. What happens when a bastard shaves his beard !? Lets not found out 

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #39 Micro-Terrestrial Hotline)

Audio challenges can’t keep this weeks episode down. Joined by a special guest, Becky Wasilenko the guys decide that topics are for Republicans and wing it. Big horned Tim Curry is declared the cloven hooved sex symbol for prepubescent women everywhere, Stephen Dorf shame rapes us into buying cybernetic blue cigs and a giant penis statue busts tea bagging ghost in Thailand. Meanwhile Zombie prostitutes invade Zimbabwe, an Iranian business man builds a bush league TARDIS and Rob anxiously awaits the inevitable return of his werewolf baby mama with the Yakuza hot on her wagging tail. Bark at the moon, it’s episode #38!

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #38: Bleu, Spelled Like The Cheese)

Reading takes eyes, we don’t have eyes! This science-riffic episode is brought to you byAudible.com. Lets take a field trip to the wonderful and disturbing realm of science where we learn of experiments that will likely end the world and meet a group of Mad Scientists that should not be allowed around puppies or monkeys. Who wants to recreate the Big Bang in a microwave? How about launching occult rockets with Jack Parsons and not blowing your face hole off? The Japanese take science and torture to a whole new level with unit 731 and the KKK took my communist slave ape man hybrid away. Fire up your bunsen burners boys and girls things are going to get uncomfortable.

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #37: Evil Science and Magic Buddies)

This week Rob reveals his secret identity as The Fall Guy aka The Human Car Magnet. North Korea is getting its nuclear strut on and Blood drinking cannibal witch children frighten a entire village into submission. The White House can’t afford to pay President Obama’s Reptilian Elite body guards. Space Demons are coming correct with a positive message and the guys review their own dubious merch available at zazzle.com/embpod Welcome back Rambo, we wish you many Pizza Huts.

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #36: Glendale, Zimbabwe)

Irish Whiskey hangovers and Jawbreaker can’t wash the stink off these potatoes. In a tragic case of facial hair abandonment, Chuck Norris lost his beard…. and we wept. A quick Twitter finger at the Vatican proclaims the Dark Knight as new Pope. The mouse cancels the Clone Wars and a remake of Escape From New York has Chris Kattan as our leading man. Hey who wants to make a Centaur the old fashion way? Some Ukrainian killer dolphins look for love and who doesn’t like a surprise exorcism? In a shocking turn of events, EMBpod will be sponsoring this years hands across America, Episode 35… That’s one to grow on.

(via Earth’s Mightiest Bastards Podcast #35: Horseman Baby)